Two memories, no charge

In second grade, in reading groups, at St. Pascal Baylon, the teacher for our group made fun of me for not grasping the concept of blindness.  She described it as being 'just like having your eyes closed all the time.'  But, if my eyes are closed, I can still distinguish when a light is turned on in a dark room, for instance.  We went around on this point a couple of times.

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A couple years ago, I worked for someone who would, perhaps once a week or so, tell me "You look just like Mike Myers." and if one of his friends or family members was near by, he'd bring them over to weigh in on my similarities to Mike.  He needed confirmation so much that I would get asked my opinion on the matter too.  "That depends," I'd say, "serial killer Mike Myers [from Halloween], or comedian Mike Myers [from SNL]?"  Neither, it turns out.  Just a guy they knew.

I'm not sure why the above never got posted back in May, but I hope you all had yet another SpoooOooOOOOOoky ThaaaAAaaankgiiiIIiving!

#1,514: KRAA! The Sea Monster

Surviving Disaster ended last month.  Better Radio rages on.  Applied for UCB's Maude and Beta teams.  Writing a lot of things.  Booked holiday plane tickets.  Watched some movies.  Watching movies faster than I'm writing 2 liners about 'em though, so I'm just going to do that in sections for a little while. -The Last Temptation of Christ - Courtesy of the hulu.  Started off funny.  Became less so.

-Let the Right One In - Cool, especially for explaining what happens to a vampire who ISN'T invited in.  I may have been late to the scene, but at least I saw it before the remake.

-Secret Beyond the Door... - Not a very good secret, frankly.  The orchestra liked this movie significantly more than I did.

-Closed Mondays and Your Face and Kiwi! -Animated shorts, like you read about, presuming you read about short films, or animation, or something.  Maybe a general interest publication with a particular focus this month on award-winning short subjects.  Kiwi was great.

-Shooter - I guess if they explained the shock reveal of the last couple minutes at the beginning when it was equally valid, it wouldn't be much of a movie.  Certainly, Marky Mark wouldn't've had to commit the dozens of murders he ought to be prosecuted for instead.

-Battle for Terra - Humans are the invaders! Oh no!  It wasn't clear why flying creatures need flying machines, or what they have to fear from falling.I think it looked good except for the humans, but it didn't stick with me.

-The Girlfriend Experience - A Soderbergh experiment.  Better than Bubble.  Making the story non-linear just seemed like a technique to spread a thin story...thinner?  That can't be the analogy.  That's not something you'd do on purpose.

-Toy Story and Toy Story 2 - in 3D!  Hadn't seen these before, but part 3 is coming.  Except now I don't want to see it.  Part 2 was almost exactly the same movie the first one was, with the same jokes, the same one song, same...everything.  Seems like a waste.

-Zombieland - Yuck.  This is to the zombie genre as timecrimes was to time travel.  It's the smallest possible amount of story they could bother with and still technically be a zombie movie.  Just terrible.

-The Informant! - Hey, this was really good.  Soderbergh's 90s by way of the 70s.  Lots of great comics in cameo roles, cool story, funny, well done, this is the opposite of cinematic warm mayonnaise.

-The Strangers - Worth it for one long genuinely creepy shot of Liv Tyler on the phone, with one of the strangers hanging around in the house, unbeknownst to her.

-Redbelt - I heard sometime later that this is a movie people don't like.  Those people are wrong.  Fancy Mamet-y plotting unfolds, honor is preserved.

-KRAA! The Sea Monster - Truly a misunderstood horrible monster of the sea.  Courtesy of Doc Mock's Movie Mausoleum.  (still, better than the sequel, KRAAmer Vs. KRAAmer)

Dead Air

"I'm going to go home and download that song.  Legally!"
"What?"
"I said, 'I'm going to go home and download that song,' and then I said, 'legally!'"
"You can't say that."
"Why not?"
"Is music-sharing legal?"
"I think it is"
"Wait, it is?"
"Maybe it isn't."
"I think it is if one person paid for it."
"I'm not really sure how it works."
"Anyway, you should all know that WE are going to go out to eat after our show today!"
"We haven't even decided where we're going to go yet."
"I think I could go for Aunt Chilada's"
*ding sound effect*
"Yay!"
"I think maybe it's not good if you're going more than three times a week though."
"It's Sunday, so I haven't been there at all this week yet."
"Wait, are we advertising them?"
"No, they are just a place that exists.  And has really good food."
"Oh, I don't go there for the food."
"And has really good...something else...even, I mean, but not unless you have ID"
"Oh, no, of course not."
"Of course."
"Well, since Mike was kind enough to come in and tell us that the levels were turned off--"
"Thanks Mike!"
"We love Mike!"
"He's smart.  He knows how this board thing works"
"But since he told us nobody heard our opening block, we're going to play our first six songs again"
"Oh, I don't want to listen to those again."
"What?  Why not?"
"I didn't like, like, three of them"
"You didn't like those?  I thought you said you - wait, what?"
"gestures on the radio!"
*giggling*
"I'm nervous!  I don't want to talk anymore!"
"Uh oh, she just walked out."
*Same 2-minute commercial for Ray & Mike's Deli plays three times in a row*

-College radio station WQAQ, now simulcast on internet, just in case any alumni should ever experience accidental interest, mild waves of nostalgia, swelling, or existential crisis

I'm ruining it. RIGHT NOW.

Until this moment, the words "inert zune" returned only one result in a google search. Still, it's a lovely phrase, for any number of reasons.

More like AWESOME W. K.!

Got myself all distracted from writing this morning when it occurred to me to pursue Andrew WK records that I hadn't heard, and in fact hadn't been released in the US. So of course we end up on wikipedia after a while:

and down the rabbit hole we go, decoding http://www.awk.dudeguy.com/STEEV%20MIKE.htm (which is a nested number-letter code that works out to 'there is one more coming') and some more hunting around reveals 'the story so far' as told by someone who writes like a maniac:

http://awilkeskrier.homestead.com/   (take heart, it's an incredibly long page, and manages to get a little bit less interesting as it goes)

So, Mr. WK not only makes such brilliant music as "It's Time to Party" and "Party Hard," apparently puts on performance art pieces that end up as party-concerts in addition to great big tours that go on for years (even when he's stuck in a wheelchair because he broke his foot jumping around on stage), and somehow has a live action TV show on Cartoon Network, where he combines teams of kids and really big explosives, but he's also got his own Conspiracy Theory (re: he's an actor playing Andrew playing music written by some evil faceless shadowy figure?) or more likely his own ARG (since every one of the sites with crazy codes and stuff on them are owned by his production company.)?  Hey, leave some awesome for the fish, huh?