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Written by Rob Schultz (human).

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Oh, brain...

So I had a dream that tonight's the big night, the official competition that a team I'm on / class group I'm in has been training for weeks to compete in has been practicing for. As far as I can tell, it's been a recurring dream, in which I've actually been progressing in time - it's not the SAME dream each time, but each time it comes around we do practice this event (which is similar to evacuating someone on a stretcher), and other things have been developing as we go...as the 'season' or series progresses. But what if it's not? What if the idea that it's the conclusion to a series of dreams is all a notion from this lone dream? I don't have any particular memory of pondering the other practices... I guess if we're going to get into that, I'd prefer the notion that this right now is the recurring dream other people are having....oh, brain!

So maybe I kinda do 'get' Blade Runner...maybe it just turns out that I'm not a sci-fi fan...

Mysteries Revealed!

SOLVED: The crickets get in through the vent/fan unit in the bathroom ceiling that can not be turned on! SOLVED: The mysterious NY phone number (646.308.0915) that calls me thrice a day but never when I'm at liberty to answer belongs to the publication Videography, that would like to give me a free subscription!

SOLVED: The reason, according to a small note slipped into my food, that people admire me (and I had been wondering) is "for being such a charmer!"

SOLVED: You don't really hear anything new from rock supergroup Moxy Früvous these days because they went 'on hiatus!' In the year 2000!