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Written by Rob Schultz (human).
This week, an election day special at The Higgs Weldon.
A Message from Nebraska Governor Nicholas Breen
If you like listening to audio, you might enjoy listening to this sort of thing in Better Radio episode 104: Star of Light.
I recently gave a little talk at the Higgs Weldon Live on how to make a pumpkin pie.
Now you can read all about it for yourself on the internet!
Hike Mic time again! This weekend we're at The La Brea Tar Pits, or "The The Tar Tar Pits." Come tell jokes near tar!
I could be using my time productively, but I'm mentioning this next installment of Unacceptable as a service to you. The second thing you do is to read how it starts, which is with
“I’m not trying to be difficult, but this is unacceptable!” I shouted to Vanessa as I climbed down the ladder to the tarmac. She lit down the ladder after me with a remarkable grace. At least, I found it remarkable. At least, I’m remarking about it now.
“No one to blame but yourself, Colin,” said Vanessa. “New op? New cover. New country? New cover. Not interested in carrying around a complete set of encyclopedias? New cover. Rules to live by.”
The third thing you do is read the rest of it. The first thing you do is click the link to go to the page where the words are.
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Remember last week when I pointed out how each installment of Unacceptable has been going back in time? Remember how in last week's story, someone talked about fighting ninjas in the past tense? Guess what happens this week!
“I’m not trying to be difficult, but this is unacceptable,” I shouted to Vanessa over the distinct, sharp sound of a hotel window shattering as a ninja is thrown through it.
“They comped your room. What more do you want?” said Vanessa. She blocked an incoming sword with the legs of a chair and then twisted, disarming her next opponent.
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