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Songs are Sad in May 2014

I’ve got another confession to make.

That’s right readers, I’ve found a song that I kind of like. It’s a dumb song, and I know that, so this is the one and only time it’s going to be okay to laugh at me instead of with me. Ready?

This is the month that might have just sent me screaming from the trees to the hills, as I try to contemplate modern pop music. We examine "Pompeii," "Happy," "Birthday," and more, all at The Higgs Weldon

Next month, we'll take on whatever songs you suggest at songsaresad@thehiggsweldon.com. Or, maybe we'll just quit.

Songs are Sad in April 2014

Good morning, good afternoon, and good evening, dear readers. Before I crack open the sonic sepulcher of the Songs Are Sad Mailbag to explain to you why every last song you claim to enjoy is in fact bone-snappingly sad, allow me to address perhaps the most frequently posed query to our humble office.

That question is this: Rob, isn’t there any kind of music that you DO like? And the answer, dear readers, comes to you in three parts.

This month is probably the best installment in this series. We look at "Love Shack," and do a line-by-line reading of the horrors of "The 59th St. Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy)"

Next month, we'll take on whatever songs you suggest at songsaresad@thehiggsweldon.com