Not a front for a secret organization.
Written by Rob Schultz (human).
This week's Set List was sponsored by 6-Foot Party Burritos! That's right, 6-Foot Party Burritos. They're real big.
Everyone in this week's audience was invited to gnaw on the Party Burrito on their way out, while there was still some Party Burrito left, and you know what? By the end of the night, there wasn't!
Well, there's good news and bad news. The show is doing extremely well (not sure how that ISIS flag got in there), but Jason, he's not so popular at all, (especially not since the March Incident!) according to this image that looks just like something someone might find in google image search.
As for that last slide, well, the important thing to remember here is that these are online polls. We did not have the budget for the highest-quality polling services, and I don't even get a discount with the Quinnipiac polling institute.
Will Hines and Rick Wood are leading the pack right now, but they have each appeared on the program twice. Jason, of course, has appeared on the show eleven times, but he only gets one prompt each week.
I don't remember the audience booing Brandie so much, but the numbers don't lie. Maybe it was one audience member booing quietly!
People love to talk after the show each week about the part in the middle where I appear on the screen and say something to the host. It's just a little off-the-cuff exchange we have, like everything else in our improvised standup show, until it turns out there's a prepared graphic.
Except I've been having a pretty busy week this week, and there wasn't any time to make some kind of graphic.
The 15th of September always reminds me of a little poem I know...
Remember, remember, the ides of September,
stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab!
stab! stab! stab! stab! stab! stab! stab!
stabstabstabstabstabstabstabstab
stab stab stab—
It's actually kind of a long poem, now that I think of it...
