Set List: Googling for Ham

Set List at the Pack is brought to you by googling for pictures of ham!

I can't explain how, exactly. It just is. The show wouldn't be the same without it.  Look at those hams. Just look at them.

Set List: Animal Photography!

Set List at The Pack is brought to you by Animal Photography!

You know, like the concept of taking pictures of animals.  It's like when there's an ad for all pork. I thought they'd be like glamour shots.  Look how the portrait doesn't even look like the bird being photographed! Her husband will hardly recognize her! He hasn't been the same since the accident with the wind turbine.

Set List: Tiny American Flags

Set List at the Pack is brought to you by Tiny American Flags!

Now available in Small and Extra Small!

There are those who would criticize the oft-repeated '4 gallons of horchata' joke text as lazy, or so I would imagine, since nobody ever talks to me about these. I would, in my imagination, defend it as one of the funniest possible things to be included as a pack-in promotional item with any product at any time. 

Set List: High Precision Ball Bearings

Set List at the Pack is brought to you by: High Precision Ball Bearings! So round! So precise! Rolling so smooth you won't believe it! 

It's okay.  The audience didn't like it much either. 

Set List: Booty!

Set List at the Pack is brought to you this week by: Booty!  (You know, the spoils of war?)

It's worth its weight in gold! Get yours in the lobby today!