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Written by Rob Schultz (human).

$100 discount

I found a want ad for an illustrator file of the hollywood sign. Requirements included a sample, turnaround time, and price (specified per project, not per hour).

So, 1) 

2) 5 minutes

3) $100, or free to you.

They, ah, did not take me up on the offer, no.  Maybe they'll find this post instead.