De-Gifting
This seems like just the right time of year to remind you about De-Gifting.Com.
As you can see from the video above, you can save money and time (which is money) by not rushing out into the madding throngs of shoppers. Just visit the site, and buy Nothing for everyone on your list. Then, print out a collectible certificate that shows your gift-getter what they would have gotten, how much you would have spent, and why you couldn't be bothered to get it for them.
You can even pay the site the amount of money you claim to have spent. But, you don't need to pay anything to get the certificate. That's free. What you're buying is the Nothing.
Each year, thousands of certificates are produced. Nobody has ever sent us a cent.
I hope you all had a traditionally spooooooooooooky thanksgiving!