Omegle #1
So there's this Omegle thing, which is about the same as the hyperintelligent notArt chat robot from like seven years ago. Unlike the robot, which secretly connected you with another person also trying to talk to the supposed robot, this service admits that it is connecting you with an arbitrary stranger. The important thing to note here is that this service is based on the INTERNET, so certain established theories immediately come into effect. That being said....
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: On a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is 'I've just bought a car' and 10 is 'Which one of these drinks is mine?' how lonely would you say you feel right now?
Stranger: hello
You: Please, just a number.
Stranger: 1
You: Ah excellent.
You: You may begin conversation now.
Stranger: yeah
You: Converse at any moment.
Stranger: where are u ?
You: The system is ready for you, you may begin.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: On a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is 'I've just bought a car' and 10 is 'Which one of these drinks is mine?' how lonely would you say you feel right now?
Stranger: hellow
You: Please, just a number.
Stranger: english? spanish? portuguese?
You: You may use numerals.
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: but i am brasilian
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: On a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is 'I've just bought a car' and 10 is 'Which one of these drinks is mine?' how lonely would you say you feel right now?
Stranger: o
You: I should inform you, time is a factor in calibrating the system.
Stranger: 7
You: That is staggeringly lonely indeed.
You: The system is ready.
You: You may begin a conversation.
Stranger: I will just blade at 45 degrees be fore disenGAGING
You: Feel free to begin a conversation at your discretion.
Stranger: YOU WILL NOT TOUCH MY WEAPON!!!!
You: You may start conversing at your leisure.
Stranger: OMG IT SPINS!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE THIS
You: well what are you waiting for?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ...
Stranger: yes
You: ...
Stranger: i can make tornados
You: ...
Stranger: yea
You: ...
Stranger: its true
You: ...
Stranger: oh yes
You: ...
Stranger: i do not lie
You: ...
Stranger: ooooh
You: ...
Stranger: gi joe
You: ...
Stranger: last one theres a penispump
You: ...
Stranger: h
Stranger: ha
You: ...
Stranger: i got you
You: ...
Stranger: you should of done two i said two things
You: ...
Stranger: you fucked up
You: ...
Stranger: hahahaha
You: ...
Stranger: df
Stranger: s
You: ...
Stranger:
You: ...
Stranger: see i did 3
You: ...
Stranger: assfuck
You: ...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ugh, you again.
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ...
Stranger: hi
You: ...
Stranger: are we still on for tonight
You: . . .
Stranger: fuck you
You: . . .
Stranger: fhfhften
Stranger: ntnnth
You: . . .
Stranger: hjtnt
Stranger: tnj
Stranger: njt
Stranger: jn
Stranger: jnhtnj
Stranger: yht
Stranger: jnth
You: . . .
Stranger: jn
Stranger: te
Stranger: jnt
Stranger: jn
Stranger: t
Stranger: thj
Stranger: jnh
Stranger: htmn
You: ia!
You: ia!
Stranger: just log off now
You: fhtagn!
Stranger: ntyn
Stranger: i see you right now
You: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh C'thulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Stranger: degyveyeyfeghrugherruhekhefhkujfhjhukjghjfhsjkkgdhgjrethrwkthwjffhrhwkuvthvuhkuvht2rugvh2
You: moo
Stranger: grr
You: mulhaha!
Stranger: up yours
You: zwaHOOOM
Stranger: homo
You: ...
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