TV Haiku…

Over at The Higgs Weldon this month, our writing prompt of the month is TV-related Haiku.

I pitched in a few, so click on over to read my haiku about Twin Peaks, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Battlestar Galactica, Lost, and commercials for Folger's Crystals. All of them, especially the last one, are rife with spoilers. Then visit the SUBMISSION page to send in your own, funnier writing.

If you clicked the more tag for some reason, then you're stuck with my rejected Haiku for Bewitched, Roseanne, The Brady Bunch, Farscape, The Man from U.N.C.L.E., and 90s Sitcoms as a whole.

Samantha can't tell?!
The difference is night and day;
Dicks York and Sargent.

You must be kidding.
She looks nothing like before.
That is not Becky.

Cousin Oliver?
Well, he's, um, you know, let's see...
Hey look over there!

Farscape had muppets,
Babylon had Bill Mumy,
Just like Lost in Space.

The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
was like 007,
except on TV.

Taylors and Tanners,
Bundys, Winslows, and Conners,
What a zany week.

'Must-see TV?' Hah!
You couldn't pay me enough
to sit through this crap.

And this last one is such a vicious Battlestar Galactica spoiler that I'm going to have to insist you ROT-13 it yourself if you want to read it.

Gur Svany Svir Ner:
Gleby, Naqref, Gbel, (htu)
nhy naq Ryyra Gvtu