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Unacceptable, Part 13

The Higgs Weldon's most lengthy spy serial continues this week with lucky #13

“I’m not trying to be difficult, but this is unacceptable,” shouted Colin as I pushed him out of the boat. Or so I assume. I couldn’t be sure since he sank like a rock when he hit the water, but he was always saying that. I wonder if he’s got echolalia, or–no, that’s repeating what you hear. Whichever is the one where you just get obsessed with a phrase and have to keep saying it. I bet he’s got that.

As long as he didn’t say it in front of the ex-KGB agent I was supposed to be meeting, it wasn’t going to matter. And now that he was somewhere in the river instead of on the boat, the odds were good. Now all I had to do was find that Russian.

Yep, another Vanessa story. You had better read it up quick.

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