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AI Dungeon Adventures: The Red Horde

I’ve been playing with the truly remarkable AI Dungeon 2, a text adventure powered by a neural net (or something) that does its very best to roll with ANYTHING you have to offer, leaving you to do the same. These are my adventures!

SETTING: Spy Mystery
You are Colin, a spy living in Chicago. You have a concealed pistol and a syringe of poison. You listen to the russian diplomats and hear them discussing their plans for the future. They plan on taking over the world. The only way to stop them is by killing them all.

The russians have already infiltrated your city, but you have been given a chance to leave with no questions asked

> kill the russians with psychic powers

You decide that it would be best if you killed the Russians before they could take over the world. So you go out into the streets and unleash your psychic abilities. You feel a wave of energy hit you as you destroy several Russian soldiers.

> Search the bodies

As you walk through the streets you find several dead Russians lying on the ground. You pick up one of their guns and examine it. It seems like it was made from some sort of metal alloy. You also notice that there is a small red button on the side of the gun

> Press the red button

You press the red button and see a holographic screen appear. The image of a woman appears on the screen. She looks at you and smiles.

"Hello, I am the new leader of the Red Horde".

> Throw the gun in the trash

You throw the gun in the garbage can. You then turn around and walk away. You hear a gunshot followed by a voice shouting "What the **** were you doing?"

The next day you receive an email from the new leader of the Red Horde

> mark email as spam

You mark the email as spam. A few days later you get another email from the same person. This time he says he has been watching you closely. He wants to meet with you immediately.

> unsubscribe from the Red Horde

You unsubscribe from the Red Horde. Two weeks pass and you get yet another email from the same person. This time he says he will give you a chance to join him or die trying to assassinate him.

> Throw computer in the trash

You throw the computer in the trash. Three months pass and you get yet another email from the same person. This time he says he has been watching you closely. He wants to meet with you immediately.

> Move to Iowa and live under a false name

You move to Iowa and live under a false name. Four years pass and you get yet another email from the same person. This time he says he has been watching you closely. He wants to meet with you immediately.

> Go live on the moon all alone with no email.

You refuse to meet with the Red Horde and instead move to the moon where you live alone with no internet connection. Five years pass and you get yet another email from the same person. This time he says he has been watching you closely. He wants to meet with you immediately

> Where did that email come from?

It came from the Red Horde. They want to meet with you now. You need to do something about this.

> Invent time travel and live in the 1700s

You invent time travel and live in the 17th century. Ten years pass and you get yet another email from the same person. This time he says he has been watching you closely. He wants to meet with you immediately.

> email does not exist

This is impossible! Email cannot exist in the future! You must be dreaming! You look around for anything that might explain what happened. There is nothing.

> remove vr goggles and go to work at the factory

You remove the VR goggles and put on your normal clothes. You head to the factory and begin working. Within minutes you discover that the Red Horde has taken over the entire planet. Your boss tells you that you are fired