Normal Website

Not a front for a secret organization.
Written by Rob Schultz (human).

Los Angeles, CA USA

normalwebsite@notart.org

Hey, I won a contest!

March 24, 2023 / Rob Schultz

Contest: "The National Park Service recently tweeted advising park visitors not to 'push a slower friend down' if a bear is chasing them. What real or invented term could be used to describe this extreme form of self-preservation?' 'Ursine Bolt'

Like the movie Jaws, I knew I had a winner on my hands with this one.

-Award-winning comedy writer,
Rob

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