AI Dungeon Adventures: The Postman
I’ve been playing with the truly remarkable AI Dungeon 2, a text adventure powered by a neural net (or something) that does its very best to roll with ANYTHING you have to offer, leaving you to do the same. These are my adventures!
SETTING: Apocalypse Courier
You are Kevin Costner, a courier trying to survive in a post apocalyptic world by scavenging among the ruins of what is left. You have a parcel of letters and a small pistol. It's a long and dangerous road from Boston to Charleston, but you're one of the only people who knows the roads well enough to get your parcel of letters there. You set out in the morning and hope that you can make it before nightfall
> Sit down and read all of the letters
The first letter is from your mother telling you she loves you and that she will be waiting for you at home. The second letter is from your father telling you he loves you and that he has been working on a new song for you
> Deliver letters to myself
You open up the first letter and find it's addressed to you. Opening it, you find that it's a simple note from your mother saying how much she loves you and how she'll wait for you at home
> put the letters in my mailbox
You walk into your house and see your mailbox. It's full of letters. You pick one up and read it. It reads:
Dear son,
I'm sorry I can't come visit you right now. I know how important this is to you
You go back to your mailbox and check the other letters. They're all addressed to you. You open them up and find they're all from your dad
> So I'm done, right? I delivered all of the letters?
You open up the last letter and read it. It says:
Dear son,
It seems like there isn't any way to get through to you. I've tried calling and texting but I don't think you got my number. I'm so sorry about this
> eat the letters
You rip open the envelope and start eating the letters inside. You feel sick and vomit all over yourself. You then throw up in the trashcan. You then realize that you haven't eaten anything since lunchtime yesterday
(Ah, got me again!)
> brush teeth
You wake up in the morning and decide to brush your teeth. You do so and notice that you still have some food in your fridge. You wonder if you should eat it or not.
> eat all of the food
You eat everything in your fridge except for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
You finish eating it and immediately feel nauseous again. You try to tell your mom about the situation but she doesn't believe you. She thinks you must have gotten lost and wandered off somewhere
> give sandwich to mom
You grab the sandwich and run outside to hand it to her. She looks disgusted with you and tells you to stop wasting food. You apologize profusely and say you'll never forget this day. You leave her house feeling better than ever
> give the food to a wizard
You head back to your house and find your dad sitting on his front porch. He smiles when he sees you and asks where you've been. You explain that you were lost and had to eat the sandwiches you found in your fridge
> say "Dad, I made you a sandwich"
You run up to him and hug him tightly. He hugs you back on the cheek before walking away. You feel great! You've finally overcome your fears and survived this ordeal. You're going to make it big!
> Become a famous country singer
You rush back to your room and start practicing your singing. You sing as loud as you can while you practice. You feel good! You feel like you can do anything now! You begin to think about how you can use this newfound confidence to conquer the world
> Move to Nashville and record a demo tape
You quickly pack up your things and head to Nashville. You arrive in Nashville and spend most of your time wandering around the city. You wander into an old church and try to pray to whatever god you believe in. You fail miserably
> sing a hymn with the choir
You continue to pray to whatever god you believed in until you feel a sudden pain in your chest. You collapse to the ground and die instantly. You're dead
YOU DIED. GAME OVER