AI Dungeon Adventures: Cowardly Joe Meets the Apocalypse

I’ve been playing with the truly remarkable AI Dungeon 2, a text adventure powered by a neural net (or something) that does its very best to roll with ANYTHING you have to offer, leaving you to do the same. These are my adventures!

SETTING: Apocalypse Survivor

You are Cowardly Joe, a survivor trying to survive in a post apocalyptic world by scavenging among the ruins of what is left. You have a hatchet and a hunting rifle. You live in a small community of survivors who have managed to build a piece of civilization after the bombs fell. You are talking to one of the leaders of the community when you realize that he has been keeping secrets from everyone else. He tells you that there is a secret military base deep underground where they keep all the best weapons and equipment

> Trade hatchet and rifle for all the best weapons and equipment

You agree to this deal, but you don't get everything you want. Instead you get some old rusty weapons and some old rusted out vehicles. The leader of your community is very disappointed with your decision.

> cry in public

You decide to cry in public and tell everyone how much you hate the bomb shelter. Everyone is shocked by your actions. They think you are a crazy person. Some people even try to kill you

> scream for help

You run into the woods where you hide until nightfall when you go back to the shelter to sleep. You wake up to find that the whole town has gone mad and killed you because they thought you were a monster.

> haunt the town

The next day you return to the shelter to find it destroyed. It was probably hit by a nuclear bomb. All the food and water has been contaminated.

YOU DIED. GAME OVER